{"product_id":"emotional-baggage-bag-and-some-snacks","title":"Emotional Baggage Bag (and some snacks)","description":"Let's be real: we're all carrying a lot right now.\u003cbr\u003e\nMost of it is deep-seated existential dread and unresolved workplace trauma, but some of it is definitely just granola bars and a half-empty water bottle. This spacious and trendy tote is designed to hold both your literal and metaphorical weight. It’s the perfect companion for grocery runs, library trips, or just wandering around the house wondering what you're doing with your life.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Boring Specs (for the nerds):\u003cbr\u003e\n100% Polyester: Durable enough to survive your daily breakdowns.\u003cbr\u003e\nSize \u0026amp; Capacity: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) with a 2.6 US gal (10 l) capacity—plenty of room for snacks and secrets.\u003cbr\u003e\nHeavy Lifter: Supports a maximum weight limit of 44lbs (20 kg). That's a lot of emotional baggage.\u003cbr\u003e\nDual Handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim handles (26″ long) for a comfortable grip while you're running away from your responsibilities.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand-Finished: Handles may vary slightly depending on where it's made, because nothing in life is perfectly consistent.\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Does not actually come with snacks. We're underpaid, remember?","brand":"Unhinged and Underpaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42809747669063,"sku":"1023046_4533","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0559\/3159\/files\/all-over-print-tote-bag-black-15x15-front-6a109c8feeefb.jpg?v=1779473590","url":"https:\/\/unhingedandunderpaid.com\/products\/emotional-baggage-bag-and-some-snacks","provider":"Unhinged and Underpaid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}