{"product_id":"minimum-wage-maximum-rage-dual-size-can-cooler","title":"Minimum Wage, Maximum Rage — Dual-Size Can Cooler","description":"The only thing that should be chilled is your drink.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhen you've spent eight hours at a job that pays just enough to keep you coming back but not enough to keep you happy, you need a drink. And that drink needs to stay cold while you process your maximum rage. This dual-sided can cooler is your new best friend for post-shift recovery or weekend survival.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Boring Specs (for the thirsty):\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-Grade Neoprene: Waterproof and rugged, just like your resolve to eventually quit.\u003cbr\u003e\nDual-Size Options: Available in Regular (5″ × 4″) for your standard emotional support beverages, or Slim (6.5″ × 3.2″) for those fancy hard seltzers you drink to feel something.\u003cbr\u003e\nThermal Protection: Keeps your drinks ice-cold and your hands warm, even when your heart is cold from corporate indifference.\u003cbr\u003e\nRibbed Seams: Built to last longer than your patience during a Monday morning meeting.\u003cbr\u003e\nEasy Care: Spot clean as needed—because we know you're too tired for actual laundry.\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Does not include the beverage. You have to buy that with your minimum wage.","brand":"Unhinged and Underpaid","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12 oz","offer_id":42813322264647,"sku":"9789956_19461","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slim 12 oz","offer_id":42813322297415,"sku":"9789956_19462","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0559\/3159\/files\/can-cooler-white-regular-12-oz-front-6a1237ae401b3.jpg?v=1779578837","url":"https:\/\/unhingedandunderpaid.com\/products\/minimum-wage-maximum-rage-dual-size-can-cooler","provider":"Unhinged and Underpaid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}