Unhinged and Underpaid
Emotional Baggage Bag (and some snacks)
$28.50
Let's be real: we're all carrying a lot right now.
Most of it is deep-seated existential dread and unresolved workplace trauma, but some of it is definitely just granola bars and a half-empty water bottle. This spacious and trendy tote is designed to hold both your literal and metaphorical weight. It’s the perfect companion for grocery runs, library trips, or just wandering around the house wondering what you're doing with your life.
The Boring Specs (for the nerds):
100% Polyester: Durable enough to survive your daily breakdowns.
Size & Capacity: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) with a 2.6 US gal (10 l) capacity—plenty of room for snacks and secrets.
Heavy Lifter: Supports a maximum weight limit of 44lbs (20 kg). That's a lot of emotional baggage.
Dual Handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim handles (26″ long) for a comfortable grip while you're running away from your responsibilities.
Hand-Finished: Handles may vary slightly depending on where it's made, because nothing in life is perfectly consistent.
Disclaimer: Does not actually come with snacks. We're underpaid, remember?
Most of it is deep-seated existential dread and unresolved workplace trauma, but some of it is definitely just granola bars and a half-empty water bottle. This spacious and trendy tote is designed to hold both your literal and metaphorical weight. It’s the perfect companion for grocery runs, library trips, or just wandering around the house wondering what you're doing with your life.
The Boring Specs (for the nerds):
100% Polyester: Durable enough to survive your daily breakdowns.
Size & Capacity: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) with a 2.6 US gal (10 l) capacity—plenty of room for snacks and secrets.
Heavy Lifter: Supports a maximum weight limit of 44lbs (20 kg). That's a lot of emotional baggage.
Dual Handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim handles (26″ long) for a comfortable grip while you're running away from your responsibilities.
Hand-Finished: Handles may vary slightly depending on where it's made, because nothing in life is perfectly consistent.
Disclaimer: Does not actually come with snacks. We're underpaid, remember?
What You're Getting Into
- Premium unisex t-shirt, 100% ring-spun cotton
- Printed with love (and a hint of spite)
- Ships in 5–7 business days via print-on-demand
- Unisex sizing — size up for that oversized vibe
- Machine washable (unlike your problems)
