Unhinged and Underpaid
Functioning. Technically. — Unisex Tee
$20.35
Look, we’re not going to tell you this shirt will change your life. You already know nothing will. But it IS soft, it IS comfortable, and it WILL accurately communicate your current emotional state to everyone within reading distance.
Wear it to work. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to both on the same day.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, because life is never fully pure)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — light enough to breathe, heavy enough to feel like you tried
• Pre-shrunk fabric, unlike your patience
• Side-seamed construction for a fit that actually flatters
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape longer than most of your plans
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Much like your work-life balance.
Wear it to work. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to both on the same day.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, because life is never fully pure)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — light enough to breathe, heavy enough to feel like you tried
• Pre-shrunk fabric, unlike your patience
• Side-seamed construction for a fit that actually flatters
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape longer than most of your plans
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Much like your work-life balance.
What You're Getting Into
- Premium unisex t-shirt, 100% ring-spun cotton
- Printed with love (and a hint of spite)
- Ships in 5–7 business days via print-on-demand
- Unisex sizing — size up for that oversized vibe
- Machine washable (unlike your problems)