Unhinged and Underpaid
Kill Them With Kindness (But All I Have Is This Axe) — Unisex Tee
$29.50
Sometimes the high road is just too crowded, and "killing them with kindness" requires equipment you don't currently have in stock. This shirt is for the moments when your halo is on straight, but your patience is non-existent.
It's the perfect uniform for customer service, family reunions, or any day ending in "y."
The Boring Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, because life is never fully pure)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — light enough to breathe, heavy enough to feel like you tried
Pre-shrunk fabric, unlike your temper
Side-seamed construction for a fit that actually flatters
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape longer than your "nice person" facade
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Much like your thinly-veiled sarcasm.
It's the perfect uniform for customer service, family reunions, or any day ending in "y."
The Boring Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, because life is never fully pure)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — light enough to breathe, heavy enough to feel like you tried
Pre-shrunk fabric, unlike your temper
Side-seamed construction for a fit that actually flatters
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape longer than your "nice person" facade
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Much like your thinly-veiled sarcasm.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
What You're Getting Into
- Premium unisex t-shirt, 100% ring-spun cotton
- Printed with love (and a hint of spite)
- Ships in 5–7 business days via print-on-demand
- Unisex sizing — size up for that oversized vibe
- Machine washable (unlike your problems)
