Let's Split (Detective Bird) — Unisex Tee

Some days, teamwork isn't the dream work. Some days, the most productive thing you can do is suggest a strategic separation that involves you going one way and everyone else going... well, you read the shirt.
Featuring a very suspicious bird in a very professional trench coat, this tee is for the moments when your collaborative spirit has officially left the building.
The Boring Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, because life is never fully pure)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² — light enough to breathe, heavy enough to feel like you tried
Pre-shrunk fabric, unlike your social battery
Side-seamed construction for a fit that actually flatters
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape longer than your patience for meetings
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Much like your desire to be here.

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